Complicity Barbie attended the final days of the PyeongChang Olympics. She was there to root for the Americans (one would assume), shill for branded fashion line, and attend the closing ceremony in an official capacity, as the First Daughter. Because Melania couldn’t care less and neither could Mother or Mother’s Husband. What’s funny is that Ivanka also briefed (!!) South Korean officials on her father’s position on North Korea sanctions. Did I say “funny”? I meant “WTF?” Neither Ivanka nor Jared Kushner have permanent security clearance. The more you know.
In addition to wearing her Complicity Ski Barbie ensemble in South Korea, Barbie also spewed some words in an exclusive interview with NBC. She was asked about her father’s bright idea to arm teachers with guns, and Barbie tried to make it sound like it was a worthy idea:
White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump on Sunday did not fully advocate arming educators — but didn’t break with her father, President Donald Trump, saying it’s “an idea that needs to be discussed.”