Regardless of where I rank Chris Evans on the Chris scale, I do find him hot. That’s why I can’t wait for his current mustache and crew cut go away forever. He’s still darling but any fantasies are on hold, at least until I see Nomad Bearded Cap in Infinity War. Speaking of Infinity War, Chris is missing out on the family reunion taking place on the West Coast because of his play (and the reason we must endure the Stache of Dorkdom) Lobby Hero. Ever the team player, though, he is making the East Coast circuit with appearances on several talk shows. Chris appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers Monday night (Seth’s first night back – yay!) with his brother Scott. It’s pretty obvious that Chris and Scott are very close, and they further proved this by acing a quiz to determine how well they knew each other. Unfortunately, we learned a little too much about the boys, like don’t piss Chris off when he’s reading Peter Pan and definitely don’t ask him to prom. According to both of the Evans boys, Chris closed out his prom night by passing out on his neighbor’s lawn.
The part about the senior prom starts at around 6:00. In case you can’t watch here’s a transcript: